{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
{"fact":"Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \\ee\\\" sound.\"\"\"","length":65}
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{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
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