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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

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